Coffee Told Me

 

Coffee Told Me

By Evan Hawkins
 

Coffee told me that it loved me

It woke me up in the morning
And kept me warm in the cold
 

 

Coffee told me that it loved me

It kept me company driving to Denver
And reminded me of all the names of my old acquaintances
 

 

Coffee told me that it loved me

It helped my nine to five go by faster
And it perked the mood of my house while selling it
 

 

Coffee told me that it loved me

It stained my teeth
And gave me an ulcer
 

Damn you coffee

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One Response to “Coffee Told Me”

  1. Shane Says:

    Ah, the fickle love of murkish waters…